Sentimental Wedding Speech from the Father of the Bride -- Wedding Toa

Sentimental Wedding Speech from the Father of the BrideThis speech uses quotes that are skilfully woven into his more personal message, which is a unplayful way of adding liking and providing the speaker with material that is neither offensive or dull. He overly includes several jokes that are popular in wedding speeches, but has prone his own twist on them to add originalityLadies and gentlemen, may I approach my speech by welcoming the guests. Today, we are surrounded by to the highest degree of the friends and family that have been important to us during our lives. Some have traveled thousands of miles, only when to be here today. We welcome you all and thank you sincerely for share-out this special day with us.As about half of you will know, this is my irregular father of the bride speech. To misquote Oscar Wilde from The Importance of Being ErnestTo lose one miss may be considered unlucky. to lose two is careless Well. I depend thats O.K. because my being careless is how they came to be here in the first place. make the father of the bride speech, I feel a bit like a Sheik walking into his harem for the first time. I know what Ive got to do, I just dont know where to start. You will all be pleased to look out that my speech will be every bit as good as last time. In fact, my side of the family will probably call up great chunks of it. Not really, although I am following exactly the equivalent format. This means it will probably start off badly, sag in the middle with long silences, and then trail off into a plow of incoherent rambling.To be honest, I did try to memorize this speech, but concede me if I resort to my notes every five seconds. I asked for an autocue to be set up in front of me. Apparently, the wedding budget doesnt str... ...qually as long -and I havent quite finished yet because my next make merry is to the bride and groom. That reminds me of the wedding I once went to where the two of the guests were a minister and a pri est. When the priest was offered a drink for the toast he verbalise Il1 have a large whisky please. When the minister was offered the same, he said No thanks. Id rather go with a scarlet woman than colligate the demon alcohol. The priest promptly put his whisky back on the tray and said I didnt know there was a choice.Now I dont want to offend anybody, so if theres a priest or a minister present, I apologize. And if theres a scarlet woman here, I11 meet you in the bar in ten minutes.Thank you for your indulgence. Without still delay Il1 ask you to join me in a toast to my well-favoured daughter, the bride, and her handsome husband, the groom. The bride and groom.